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"Robert"  |
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!" |
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"Pimp Daddy Dave" President NJ Chapter HTC.com Statistician Truck of the Month July 2008  |
 Drive it like you stole it  Visit my web page http://www.angelfire.com/planet/hemidavek/index.html Stock: 350HP @ flywheel 245RWHP MODS:400HP @ flywheel 315RWHP (est) Best mod of all, my WIFE Susan :-)                          |
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"Jay" HTC Man of the Year - 2009 President, South Carolina Chapter HTC.com Engine Specialist  |
  2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici HTC.com Titan Killer Club            |
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"Nathan" Florida Chapter Man of the Year 2008  |
Good one.
07 QC Just a little mod here and there     |
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President, Alaska Chapter  |
 Black 04 Dodge Hemi Ram QC 4x4 Sport Mods ??      |
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06 1500 Thunder Road Hemi, mega cab, 4x2. Brilliant black with bright silver lower, Trailer tow package, 4.10 anti-spin, Mopar under rail bed liner, Mopar Fiber glass bed cover, Putco chrome door and tail gate handle covers, Putco chrome mirrors covers and Mopar chrome grill, Mopar chromed alm step bars, Mopar Bed extender, Remote start Alarm, G.P.S., Ride-right rear bags, Line of fire L.E.D. tail light bar, Dodge front and rear mud flaps, Dolphin wireless sonar step, VR3 wireless color back-up camera, Bully tail light covers, Bully LED 3 rd brake light. Mopar CAI, Mopar TB spacer, Magnaflow SS ,Hella 700 FF, Hella HB5 bulbs, Billet gas and brake peddles. Running Royal Purple oil, Tranmission and gear lube. A Lead sled 16.9@82  |
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"Brian" Secretary, AZ Chapter  |
  If you don't trust us with our guns, why should we trust you with our government? White 2004 RAM 2500 Heavyduty ST Longbed. Check out my ride! (3/1/09) WANTED: Tuned long tube headers and heavy duty traction bars...        Your ad posted here! PM me for rates!     |
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"Rob" VP Alaska Chapter  |
 2008 Dodge Durango 4x4 SLT HEMI and 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 SLT Quad Cab HEMI www.lubedealer.com/99705/      April 25, 2007!! |
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"Billy" Truck of the Month July 2009  |
This is my Hemi, there's many like it but this one is mine.   |
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"Bill" President FL Chapter Florida Chapter Truck of the Year 2008  |
 Smart kid!2005 1500 QC Thunder Road Slightly Tweaked   |
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"Mark" Vice President NY Chapter Truck of the Month November 2008  |
Who's the dumb one?
. It is not until you understand what you do not know that the learning process starts. ~ Me Mark, a.k.a. MDSBigPaPa My Car Domain garage: http://www.cardomain.com/id/MDSBigPaPa      April 1, 1990 |
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"Mark" Forum Manager Former Hemi truck & Hemi SUV owner  |
______________________________________________________________________________ HTC.com web site HTC.com store HTC.com calendar HTC.com National map After smoking a pack a day for 30 years, I quit cold turkey. Here's how I did it...  2003 Ram 5.7 Hemi - Supercharged. 520 HP, 14 mpg... traded in for a 2006 SRT8 Grand Cherokee - bone stock 6.1 Hemi - 420 HP, 16 mpg... traded in for a 2007 BMW 335i - twin turbo. 330 HP, 33 mpg      |
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"Bob" President AZ Chapter Truck of the Year 2008 Truck of the Month April 2008  |
 04 RUMBLE BEE #4669 Yellow MODS :Stu's Spartan cam on 113 lsa,L/T Cerimic coated headers & y pipe,E-Fan,180 T-Stat,E-Cut Outs, Posi 456's, Shortie Wires,CAI, 06 R/T Daytona Charger top banana yellow #93   |
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2007 4X4 Quadcab Detonator Yellow Sport Hemi of coarse,rhino lined,EZ down,nerf bars,driving lights,one tap |
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2006 Black Mega Cab Current mods: Access tonneau cover, 3rd Strike CAI,Tekonsha PRIMUS Trailer Brake Controller, Sumitt Turbo Muffler, Tow Mirrors, Tranny Temp Gauge in SRT A Pillar Pending Mods: Tuner, Tint Front Windows, Nerf Bars |
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