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"Doug"  Truck of the Month April 2005  |
I know this should be in the joke section but I just had to share it with my military buddies.
 A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale " He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines. You know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs." In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's such a bullshitter ... He never did any of that shit. He was in the Navy!" |
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"George" President New York Chapter  |
  I needed a good laugh Doug... Summer Memories Oldies Band 2005 Hemi Off Road 4X4 QC, Mopar CAI,NGK 4306 plugs, SRT-10 A pillar,AutoMeter Quad gauge overhead console,DynoTune N2O Control Panel,AutoMeter fuel and nitrous gauges,Gibson Extreme Cat Back System,Edelbrock TES Ceramic Headers, QTP 3" electric cutout, Super Chips tuned 3.92 gears w/Anti-Spin, Lakewood traction bars, Billet "HEMI" radiator insert and Zex Nitrous Oxide Check out my truck HERE This ain't your Daddy's Quad Cab D500 the ORIGINAL HEMI PERFORMANCE OPTION FROM DODGE (1956)                 |
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"Mark" Forum Manager Former Hemi truck & Hemi SUV owner  |
Thanks for making me laugh out loud Doug!!!!!!!
______________________________________________________________________________ HTC.com web site HTC.com store HTC.com calendar HTC.com National map After smoking a pack a day for 30 years, I quit cold turkey. Here's how I did it...  2003 Ram 5.7 Hemi - Supercharged. 520 HP, 14 mpg... traded in for a 2006 SRT8 Grand Cherokee - bone stock 6.1 Hemi - 420 HP, 16 mpg... traded in for a 2007 BMW 335i - twin turbo. 330 HP, 33 mpg          |
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"Jay" HTC Man of the Year - 2009 President, South Carolina Chapter HTC.com Engine Specialist  |
2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici HTC.com Titan Killer Club       |
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"Doug" Truck of the Month April 2005 |
I knew you old salts would get a chuckle out of it.
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That's a good one, Doug! I had to pass that on to my all my military buddies. Dave www.myspace.com/davidcombs67 2005 HEMI Ram 1500 QC 4x4 Laramie: Atlantic Blue on Silver Performance mods: Superchips Flashpaq; Dynatech Supermaxx Headers and high flow cats; Aeroturbine 3030 muffler; AEM Brute Force Cold Air Intake (with Huskynox's EGR baffle); Air Ram Jet Stream Intake; NKG 5306 spark plugs; Performance Distributors Livewires spark plug wires; Amsoil XL-5w20; Amsoil EaO-42 oil filter Other mods: Ground Force 2/4 drop kit with Nitro drop shocks; A.R.E. LSII tonneau with wing; Mopar ground effects; Rhino lining (color-matched); Altezza 3D taillights; Billet Creations "HEMI POWER" radiator channel cap, "HEMI" pedal set, and "HEMI" seat levers; billet radio knob, door lock pins, and head rest spacers; wheel well liners; Dodge stainless steel door sill guards; Overalls Customs Billet "HEMI" door sill plates; Overalls Customs Billet "HEMI" door inserts; Putco liquid billet door and tailgate handles; Powder-coated valve covers (sky blue sparkle); debadged; 20% tint, Tailgate Easylift, Fire & Ice LED light bar, 23x10 Boss 301 Chrome Wheels with Toyo Proxes ST 305/40/23; Billet and Acrylic hood strut covers, speaker rings, and "HEMI" door reflector cover         |
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HTC.com Sponsor 3rdStrike Performance Truck of the Month March 2006  |
Must have been Mark's dog.....Duane Garrett Phone: 573-258-9999 Customer's Rides My Space Duane@3rdstrikeperformance.com Sales@3rdstrikeperformance.com 3rdstrike@charter.net  *******We Support Our Troops!********              So what have we learned in 2 millennia? "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero - 55 B.C. Apparently, nothing...... "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." George Washington Carver |
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Secretary Georgia Chapter  |
  '04 1500,5.7 Hemi, 4X4, AWD, heated fold out tow mirrors, tow hooks, skid plates,titan gauges,"Undercover" tonneau cover,spray in bed liner, MOPAR chrome fuel door, billet "HEMI" door insert (Ranchers), SRT-10 Start Button(still trying to decide best way to mount?), 3rd Strike polished CAI, TB spacer, Outerwears pre-filter, NGK Plugs, Red 8.2mm Taylor Short Thundervolt wire, (BFGoodrich All-terrain A/T KO 285-R70-17-retired after 62,567 miles) BFG Mud-Terrain KM2 285 R70-17, IGGEE blue/black seat covers, Jet Stream Air Scoop / Power Wire, AT3030XL muffler, Super Chips 3815, Custom Rumble Ram 4X4 Bed Stripe, NAPA HP slotted/drilled rotors w/ceramic adaptive one pads, 5 speed automatic transmission,3.92gears,Patriot blue with chrome trim.        |
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"Dr. John" HTC Electrical Consultant Truck of the Month September 2007  |
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now that is funny..
2009 5.7 HEMI 4x4 Crew Cab, auto, 3.55 USMC 73-76 LVTP7 Amtrac |
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"Brian" Secretary, AZ Chapter  |
 If you don't trust us with our guns, why should we trust you with our government? White 2004 RAM 2500 Heavyduty ST Longbed. Check out my ride! (3/1/09) WANTED: Tuned long tube headers and heavy duty traction bars...        Your ad posted here! PM me for rates!     |
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