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"Brian" Secretary, AZ Chapter  |
Q: What's the main problem with BHO jokes?
A: His worshipers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. Q: Why does BHO oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First. Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and BHO? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth. Q: What does BHO call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Q: What's the difference between BHO's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners. Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical BHO backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four. Q: What's the difference between Simba and BHO? A: Simba is an African lion while the other is a lyin' African. Q: If Pelosi and BHO were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America!!! ° BHO: He has what it takes, to take what you've got! ° BHO's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!" ° No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down! ° The liberals have asked us to give BHO time. Would 25 to life be appropriate? ° A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Fords, and I voted for BHO. How's that for picking lemons?" ° BHO doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead. Q: Why doesn't BHO pray? A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed. New BHO Channel (NBC) Another BHO Channel (ABC) Q: What do you call the US after four years of BHO and the Liberal congress? A: An Obamination. Q: What's the difference between BHO and Hitler? A: Hitler wrote his own book. Q: What's another difference between BHO and Hitler? A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country. If you don't trust us with our guns, why should we trust you with our government? White 2004 RAM 2500 Heavyduty ST Longbed. Check out my ride! (3/1/09) WANTED: Tuned long tube headers and heavy duty traction bars...              Your ad posted here! PM me for rates!      |
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"Chuck"  |
 2009 1500 Big Horn addition SLT/Laramie, 2009 Challenger R/T     |
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While I enjoyed them all, this was my favorite  It's just a microcosim of his failed presidency!!  05 5.7L 1500 QC 4X4 aFe CAI Magnaflow true dual exhaust Amsoil all around MOPAR Tonneau Cover 1969 Charger R/T - basket case http://tonysilvajr.com/default.aspx 1965 Dodge Polara      |
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"Doug"  Truck of the Month April 2005  |
That's the real problem, they aren't jokes, he is!!!!! |
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"Robert"  |
Excellent Q&A's.
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I think B-HO might actually believe that he is the one referenced in the 'FIRST COMMANDMENT'!
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"Robert" |
It would be interesting to go through each of the 10 commandments and comment on how they relate to Obama. |
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"Alex" Truck of the Month February 2007  |
sounds like a good bumper sticker right there. 2004 Bright White Quad Cab SLT AIRAID Intake Gibson Split Rear Exhaust Superchiped 5% Tint all around Rough Country 3" kit (2wd) 305-65-17 BFG's on Cruiser Wheels Some Audio Mods Lots of Polish and Pimp Juice  - - - |
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________________________________________________ Agree on the sticker and I would wear the t-shirt too. |
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________________________________________________ Great idea R-P; How about getting the esteemed Rev.'s Al, Jesse and Wright to do it? They could point us in the (W)right direction*** HemiFun05. |
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"Bob" President AZ Chapter Truck of the Year 2008 Truck of the Month April 2008  |
 04 RUMBLE BEE #4669 Yellow MODS :Stu's Spartan cam on 113 lsa,L/T Cerimic coated headers & y pipe,E-Fan,180 T-Stat,E-Cut Outs, Posi 456's, Shortie Wires,CAI, 06 R/T Daytona Charger top banana yellow #93       |
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2006 Black Mega Cab Current mods: Access tonneau cover, 3rd Strike CAI,Tekonsha PRIMUS Trailer Brake Controller, Sumitt Turbo Muffler, Tow Mirrors, Tranny Temp Gauge in SRT A Pillar Pending Mods: Tuner, Tint Front Windows, Nerf Bars  |
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"Steve"  |
Funny!
2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi Quad Cab Sport 4X4 BLACK * Black tubular Alpine Gear step bars * 2004 taillights * Ventshade vent visors * Mopar rear wheelwell liners  |
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 2007 4X4 Quadcab Detonator Yellow Sport Hemi of coarse,rhino lined,EZ down,nerf bars,driving lights,one tap |
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"Steve" |
You ever see Dick Morris talk? He alternates sides. It's weird. 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi Quad Cab Sport 4X4 BLACK * Black tubular Alpine Gear step bars * 2004 taillights * Ventshade vent visors * Mopar rear wheelwell liners |
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