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"Tory" |
Yeppers….that spakins IS plural
 Traffic is so congested, roads so narrow down here I don’t even bother to mess with the twits that offer up a challenge now days. AND the fact there’s a FHP, Miami-Dade or Monroe county cruiser around EVERY corner…it’s just not worth risking Dude takin’ my keys. BUT early this morning… I had a Titan that was hell bent for leather to get into a tangle… Not once but TWICE with me and Mrs.  AND WELL..the itch to put some smack down on somebody…just had to be scratched! Most of the road headed out of Key Largo is two lane…with a passing zone thrown in….. North bound…behind the Titan who was puttin’ along at a whole “blow ‘em away”- - - - - - - - - -34 mph. The speed limit is freakin 45….. I could tell the bozo was on his cell phone…… GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!  Hit the pass zone , I dropped left to go around him……as soon as the trucks got “nose to nose” even…... The dipsh!t decides to romp on that Titan…..It was sleepy and I was early……  Took ME a bit to catch on to what he was doing and I thought “FOCK….OOOHHH HOLYHELLLLLOOOOOOO NO YOU DIDN”T!!!!!!!” I left Key Largo EARLY to avoid the Miami cluster fock rush hour traffic and as it was this twatwaffle had already slowed me down by a good 20 minutes. Eased off Mrs…… Then mashed the hell out of the throttle…she bucked and ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMM…… My girl dun me right….…we blew around him…… AND a car in front of him……so…alls cool…… I got a “buffer” tween us…and nothing ahead of me…..set the cruise for 55 and thought I was home free….. Next piece of four lane…..just south of the Pike entrance….. I’m in the left lane….and damned if I don’t look up and see that Titan comin up on me in the right lane at a dead run……and BAM..there we are sittin side by side at a red light…. He’s revin it up, light power braking…. I.E……………………….. ALPHA PIZZIN….  OKKKIE DOKKIE…….. ~*~SIGH~*~ Did I forget to say… I’m NOT a morning person??????  This was like 5:00 A-freakin-M Cranked up Brooks and Dunn “Play something Country”………took a fast look around… No traffic… No cops……. Just a few hundred feet from the entrance to the Pike….. Saw the opposite light go yellow…and TOOK OFF…… I got off that red light a good half truck’s length before “Mr. Smarter then yer average Dick E.Do” .............................realized what was going on. He spent the next 22 miles trying to catch me…..  TRYING being the operative….. Fessin’ up time I did have ONE advantage out on the pike… SUNPASS….LMSAO…  He had to slow down almost to a dead stop to drop change in the bucket…. I slowed down to 70 to zip under the SP bean counter. I checked the rear view and laughed at his silly ass huffin and puffin back there to try and catch up!!!!! AND the sacrifice of the Titan most certainly goes to the altar of HEMI GODS today…. To get away from Mr. D.D.D. I had to keep the throttle mashed…… Not a cop in sight and almost no traffic. Lawdy….. It’s been so long since I cut Mrs. Moose Loose I forgot how goooooooood it feels!!!!!!! GGH Mine:  03 Bitchin’ Black 2500 4X4 Laramie Ours: 05 Bitchin’ Black 2500 4X4 Laramie Sport ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ Dude saw it...said it was HIS Baby.....He's right A*G*A*I*N!!! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ “You’ll know they are a true blue friend if they don’t need to sacrifice you on the altar of status ……. to make them feel better about who they are… Quoted from a new found fishing buddy…after a chat sittin on the dock…by the bay…here in Key Largo…… No……he ain’t famous…but he’s Nam Vet….hard core USMC…three Nam tours worth of hard core… and…. in my book….He’s damn smart fellar……and a Hero in every sense of the word… God Bless ya Joe! |
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President Alabama Chapter  |
______________________________________________________________________________ 2003 Ram 1500 Quad Cab 5.7L Hemi "Lone Star Edition". Performance: Flowmaster Muffler with Dual Tips / Bomz Racing Dual Filter Cold Air Induction / Napa Cross Drilled/Slotted Rotors and Pads Appearence: Vtech Ram Head Tail Light Covers / MAAP Step Rails / Mopar Window Ventvisors / Mopar Chrome Bug Guard / Mopar Chrome Gas Door / Mopar Chrome Grill Inserts / Debadged Tailgate Audio: Pioneer headunit / Sony Amp / Lightning Audio 10" Sub / Scosche and Phoenix Gold Wiring and Components http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2958142 HTC Titan Killer        |
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"Mark" Forum Manager Former Hemi truck owner  |
______________________________________________________________________________ HTC.com web site HTC.com store HTC.com calendar HTC.com National map 2003 Hemi Ram - Supercharged. 520 HP, 14 mpg... traded in for a 2006 SRT8 Grand Cherokee - bone stock. 420 HP, 16 mpg... traded in for a 2007 BMW 335i - twin turbo. 325 HP, 33 mpg             |
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"Cherie" Secretary Texas Chapter  |
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 08 Hemi Ram Sport Added: WickedFlow Dumped, K&N air Charger, Pacesetter LT's, Comp 260 Cam, 6.1L Pushrods, Badlanz E-Cutout, E-Fan, 6.1L Springs, Cortex Form SuperChips, Power Wire & Jet Stream Scoop, de-badged Ram and Sport badges  |
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"John" |
Speaking of spankings, I see a "spankin" in a certain Whemi's very near future.
 Guess this was worth it?  DGH 05 2500 Black Quad 4x4 Laramie Diablo Predator and a few other goodies with more on the way. But as always, Girl Gotta Hemi, my feral red head still comes first. She's a keeper for sure! |
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"Milo" |
GREAT !!! 2007 Black 4x4 QC Big Horn HEMI 5.7 Bucket Seats  |
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"George" |
___________________________________________________________________________ 2004 1500 HEMI SLT Offroad RC/SB, AWD ,Airaid MIT, True 2.5" Duals,Thrush Magnum Glasspacks, Taylor Shorty Wires myspace.com/mudslinger74 |
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"George" Member, Board of Directors President New York Chapter  |
You're a baddddd woman.....
2005 Hemi Off Road 4X4 QC, Mopar CAI,NGK 4306 plugs, SRT-10 A pillar,AutoMeter Quad gauge overhead console,DynoTune N2O Control Panel,AutoMeter fuel and nitrous gauges,Gibson Extreme Cat Back System,Edelbrock TES Ceramic Headers, QTP 3" electric cutout, Super Chips tuned 3.92 gears w/Anti-Spin, Lakewood traction bars, Billet "HEMI" radiator insert and Zex Nitrous Oxide See my truck at http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2314060"This ain't your Daddy's Quad Cab" THAT THING GOTTA HEMI???? YOUR ABOUT TO FIND OUT... D500 the ORIGINAL HEMI PERFORMANCE OPTION FROM DODGE (1956)        |
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"Marc" President Eastern Canada Chapter  |
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"John Boy" |
 HTC.com Titan Killer Club ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -- Jim Morrison of The Doors ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MODS: "Some so far, some to go..... But that's all for me to know, and for you to TRY and find out." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   |
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