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"Jay" HTC Man of the Year - 2009 President, South Carolina Chapter HTC.com Engine Specialist  |
There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it! A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition..." Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.237 / Virus Database: 270.11.10/1994 - Release Date: 03/10/09 19:51:00 2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici HTC.com Titan Killer Club                  |
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 2003 RAM 1500 SLT HEMI 4X4 QUAD CAB. CUSTOM STRIPING AND SOME GRAPHICS WITH MANY CHROME ACCENTS. 20" RIMS AND SPRAYED ON BEDLINER. JUST STARTED WORKING ON MODS! CAN'T WAIT TO COMPLETE IT!!  |
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"Dave" HTC.com Man of the Year - 2008 VP Kentucky Chapter Truck of the Month April 2006  |
 '05 RCSB 1500 SLT 5.7 Hemi Ram - 4" ram air from fog light hole - Amsoil drop-in filter - AirAid MIT - Taylor shorty wires - FM 50HD SI/SO 3" Magnaflow y-pipe - General Grabber UHP 295/50 20 tires - Superchips Flashpaq 3815 - Motive 4.56 gears - Detroit Truetrac differential Lakewood traction bars - PML differential cover - Best reaction time .011 @ Bowling Green Best 1/8 mile 9.28 @ Bowling Green - Best 1/4 mile 14.51 @ Bowling Green - ETs before gears, DTT, traction bars, improved ram air, and y-pipe          |
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"Margot" Secretary NH/VT Chapter  |
  "Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible."--Anonymous       |
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"Queen Kima"  |
As luck would have it, I have $20.
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"Jay" HTC Man of the Year - 2009 President, South Carolina Chapter HTC.com Engine Specialist |
4 u, and only u, ya get five words.  2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici HTC.com Titan Killer Club |
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"Rob" VP Alaska Chapter  |
 2008 Dodge Durango 4x4 SLT HEMI and 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 SLT Quad Cab HEMI www.lubedealer.com/99705/         April 25, 2007!! |
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"Doug"  Truck of the Month April 2005  |
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"Buster"  |
American by birth, Southern by the grace of God, hemi powered by choice. "NO POWER IN THE VERSE CAN STOP ME." well... except maybe my wife 2006 4x4 sport QC     since Sept. 28, 2009 at 0530"Whenever anyone preaches disunity, tries to pit one of us against the other, through class warfare, race hatred or religious intolerance, you know that person seeks to rob us of our freedom and destroy our very lives...and we know what to do about it. Working together to produce an ever greater abundance of material and spiritual values for all. That is the secret of American prosperity." |
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"Billy" Truck of the Month July 2009  |
This is my Hemi, there's many like it but this one is mine.   |
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"David"  |
____________________________________________  tribuo nos pacis in terra "WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE" SMOKE DETECTORS SAVE LIVES. HAVE YOU CHECKED YOURS TODAY? AND DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH? ’03 4x4 LB QC CAI, SC, RP, (will we ever spell full words again?) Shorties, NGK 4036.   I was walking home one day and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo, In morse code. |
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2004 hemi sport mbrp exhaust, taylor shortys, purple neons, airaid, k&n, bilstein shocks, hellwig sway bar, kc lights&bar, cobra-cb, Hypertech Power Programmer III           http://hemitruckclub.infopop.c...0094352/m/8580046295 |
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"Angela" President Texas Chapter  |
Hell, Jay, I'll make it $40 and you can clean my house twice!
2005 Dodge Ram Daytona QC #1865 Go ManGo, Ram's Head receiver hitch brake light, MOPAR cold air intake, Royal Purple, lockers in the rear end, and SuperChips FlashPaq (right now...may try the Cortex soon) "It's bigger in Texas, and better in a Dodge!" |
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"Jay" HTC Man of the Year - 2009 President, South Carolina Chapter HTC.com Engine Specialist |
Will catch next flight. 2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici HTC.com Titan Killer Club |
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"Mark" Forum Manager Former Hemi truck & Hemi SUV owner  |
______________________________________________________________________________ HTC.com web site HTC.com store HTC.com calendar HTC.com National map After smoking a pack a day for 30 years, I quit cold turkey. Here's how I did it...  2003 Ram 5.7 Hemi - Supercharged. 520 HP, 14 mpg... traded in for a 2006 SRT8 Grand Cherokee - bone stock 6.1 Hemi - 420 HP, 16 mpg... traded in for a 2007 BMW 335i - twin turbo. 330 HP, 33 mpg     |
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